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They’ve done studies, you know.
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no, no. i’m not white. im of german heritage. we can run slightly faster than austrians but have lower magicka than dutch people and +5 STR when listening to kraftwerk. im not mad this is just what i rolled
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My favorite Halloween costumes ever.
My sister-in-law as a TransFormerly Known As Prince
My brother’s friend as Saddam Hussein Bolt
And (my personal favorite) my brother as DumbleDora the Explorer
That is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.
bless these souls
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cosmo tip #470
dump him before the first date. dump him before you even talk to him. go back in time and tell his mom that he’s dumped before he’s even born. then date her.
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